Captain A.

Brown eyes and big thighs. Guam, a tiny island I call home. The best adventures are the ones unexpected. Adventure seeker. Dog lover. Book worm. Etcetera.✌️❤️😁


i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day

(Source: lampsarepeopletoo)


agentcarolinainthemorning:

waluigiology:

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them


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classywithatouchoftrashy:

last day of school like:

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svvords:

is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

(Source: wasiangod)


braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

My life story…


braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 


You make my heart melt… ☺️