Captain A.

Brown eyes and big thighs. Guam, a tiny island I call home. The best adventures are the ones unexpected. Adventure seeker. Dog lover. Book worm. Etcetera.✌️❤️😁


thesarcasticnarwhal:

i am a boobkin

please refer to me using tits, boobs, and udders in the place of him, he, and his


guccier:

boom clap the sound of my thighs


asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 


sweetpeachytea:

apparently February 14th will be a full moon. Celebrate with your lover by turning into a werewolf on your date and devouring them. 100% romantic i am an expert.

(Source: spookypeachytea)

Dream.

doctorwholia:

i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time


arnazingphil:

keirushi:

arnazingphil:

hello my baby

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hello my honey

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hello my ragtime gal

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WHAT IS GOING ON

send me a kiss by wire

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baby my heart’s on fire

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Did can I just have you? 😍